Oblivious Maven: November 2006

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Trolls and Bugs & Such


Geez.

Been here for a while now, and no-one has posted or emailed me to tell me how much I suck? I am total troll-bait, and no suck-mail? Ummmm, OK.

I have, however, received some nice comments & emails 'n stuff. Thank you, and thank you to the bottle of whiskey that you drank before typing "yrrrr ooo-kkkkkk soemetxxxxx, thx, hi!".

Unfortunately, because of the enormity of crap that my computer seems to endure only when I log onto blogging type sites like this one, I'm outta here. I've got enough to worry about in raising two human beings, I can not outwit bored and idle computer savvy 7-year-olds or assholes in general who like f'ing around with internet stuff. Pisses me off.

I now amble away, pissed.




3 pageant judges make a final decision

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Dear Santa,

Dear Santa,

I'll tell you what I want,
What I really, really want.
Oh, I'll tell you what I want,
What I really, really want.
Yeah, I'll tell you what I want,
What I really, really want.
I want a,
I want a,
I want a full-time freaking maid,
That's what I really, really want!

Love,
Incompetent Mommy Spice

p.s.
And while I'm dreaming, this is how I envision your lap, Santa.



Mmmmmmmmmmm. Yes Santa, I am a sweet little girl. And I DO want some candy.



6 pageant judges make a final decision

Friday, November 03, 2006

I Have a Cunning Plan

On Election Day, I plan on voting straight-party for the Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party.


3 pageant judges make a final decision