Calgon, Take Me Away. Far Away.

Aha! I have a GREAT idea! Why does Calgon take you away? Because here's what you do.......go buy all of it from the shelf from several stores. Tie all the boxes together like a raft. Go to the ocean, push it out, and let it TAKE YOU AWAY. Soap floats, right? Gawd, I hope I land in Aruba. This will be great!

No passengers! If Mommy really wants time for herself, Mommy must leave. No crying. No whining. No crying and no whining and no "where is _____, I can't find anything around here".

HA! Good luck finding ME. I'm floating away. I'll read up on how to speak Papiamento on the way. I'll need that in Aruba.

Ayo, mi darlings.