Oblivious Maven: March 2006

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Toes

Oh, the things you can pick up with your toes after carrying around a baby for nearly four months. A baby that wants to be held. All. The. Time. I'm a regular circus act with these toes of mine.

By the way, I'm changing my name from Mooooooooommmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy to Mommy. Got that? It's Mommy. I no longer answer to Mooooooooommmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy.

Yesterday I was Batman. The day before, I was Dora. That was nice. Anything but Mooooooooommmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy.

Thank you.
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