Batman Behaves

First there was Batman.
Then there was Batman Returns.
Then there was Batman Forever.
Then there was Batman & Robin.
There there was Batman Begins.

Introducing Batman Behaves.

This is what happens when you let your 3 year old wear his Batman costume to town. He gets a lot of attention. Oh, boy, does he! Everyone says "Hi, Batman"! All the townspeople love a Superhero. Superheroes keep their hands off of stuff......better. Superheroes stay with Mommy because they're kind of spooked at all of the Superhero adulation. Superheroes ask for toys less because they are distracted.

Batman, once again, saves the day.

Batman, you are my hero.

C'mere, Batman. It's been 10 minutes since I've given you some sugar. Yeah, you can keep the mask on.