Blonde Mother-in-Law

My mother-in-law is blonde.

She is great in many ways, but here is a short-coming..........

Without assistance, she can't open this:

Or this:



Or this:

Or this:

And she can't be the naive fake-fake vying for attention, because I've observed, and I've been an accomplice in the treachery.....I know that, without help, she can't open things like this:

And this:

And this:

I still think she's cool. After all, once I help her open stuff, she cooks for me and drinks with me. Pay attention to the latter part.