Little Snit of a Furball

(To the tune of Huey Lewis & the News' "I Want a New Drug")

I want a new dog
One that doesn't get sick!
One that does not puke on the rug
And pee and poop-poop-poop.
I want a new dog!
Make this one go away!
One that doesn't growl all night
And bark all the day.


Not totally tweaked, but you get the idea. This dog needs to bite it.