Dick and Jane

See ObliviousMaven. See beer. See ObliviousMaven drink beer. See another beer. See ObliviousMaven drink another beer. See another beer. See ObliviousMaven drink another beer. See another beer. See ObliviousMaven drink another beer.

See ObliviousMaven. See ObliviousMaven look green for two days. See ObliviousMaven sad. ObliviousMaven is very sad. Poor, poor ObliviousMaven.

The End.

At least she wishes it was.

Poor, poor green and sad ObliviousMaven.