Dear Santa,
Dear Santa,
I'll tell you what I want,
What I really, really want.
Oh, I'll tell you what I want,
What I really, really want.
Yeah, I'll tell you what I want,
What I really, really want.
I want a,
I want a,
I want a full-time freaking maid,
That's what I really, really want!
Love,
Incompetent Mommy Spice
p.s.
And while I'm dreaming, this is how I envision your lap, Santa.
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Yes Santa, I am a sweet little girl. And I DO want some candy.
I'll tell you what I want,
What I really, really want.
Oh, I'll tell you what I want,
What I really, really want.
Yeah, I'll tell you what I want,
What I really, really want.
I want a,
I want a,
I want a full-time freaking maid,
That's what I really, really want!
Love,
Incompetent Mommy Spice
p.s.
And while I'm dreaming, this is how I envision your lap, Santa.
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Yes Santa, I am a sweet little girl. And I DO want some candy.
posted by Mrs. Oblivious at 5:17 PM
6 Comments:
Santa,
If you want to be my Luvva,
You got to get with my friends....
Okay -tell me, I saw this ad the other day....is it Matthew McConoughy or NOT - I think it is, my husband doesn't.
PS - I'm borrowing your picture. THanks!
Great, now I have that stupid song in my mind! And um, yea, I bet his cane is yummy!
OMG I CANNOT STOP looking at his picture!!!!!!!!! Maybe I'll copy it and keep it as my desktop background in place of the boys' Halloween pic.
it's the southern gentlemen attitude that is the turn on.
okay.so. he. is. handsome. too.
He just needs a Santa suit! SEXY!
My Santa list includes a maid and a cook!
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