If I Were a Robot

Assignment:
Raise Two Human Beings

Scanning Database
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Processing Information
Processing Information
Processing Information
Processing Information
Processing Information
Processing Information

ERROR!: Can Not Process Information

ERROR REPORT:
* Too Many Conflicting Child-Rearing Models from Professionals
* Too Much Conficting Advice from Meddling Humans
* No Mathematical Solution
* Can Not Solve Ethical, Moral, and Spiritual Problems
* Can Not Control Environmental and Societal Issues
* Can Not Reply to "Where Do Babies Come From?" Without Rebooting Twice

Retry?
Y

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ERROR!: Can Not Process Information


Robot Has Encountered a MAJOR ERROR!

Robot Can Not Recover from MAJOR ERROR!


ERROR!
ERROR!


BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP


OVERLOAD


OVERHEATING


OVERLOAD


WARNING!


DANGER!


spark, crackle, fizzle, spark-spark-spark, fzzzssfffttttttttt............














KER-BLAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!