Oblivious Maven: Jimmy Crack Crocs

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Jimmy Crack Crocs

My son wears fake crocs, and I don't care.
Sometimes with socks, and I don't care.
He thinks they're cool, that's all I care.....
'Cause I didn't throw his college funds away-ayyyyyyyyy.
On overpriced hype.
That probably costs 34 cents to manufacture.
When right now, he doesn't care.
Oh woe is me when he does,
Check back with me then.

8 Comments:

Blogger HULA77 said...

Uh, I'm such an idiot I don't really know what you mean by "Crocs" but I'm going to assume they're those ugly-ass plastic cloggy things? I got Bryce a pair of Aqua-something-or-others and they look so retarded, but he loves them. Stupid things were $17. I never, ever, ever spend that much on shoes for me, let alone a toddler! What the hell was I thinking? Oh yeah, it must've been that caffeine and crack!

10:37 PM  
Blogger Oblivious Maven said...

You paid $17 for ugly shoes, and they'll be outgrown in approximately 10 days?

You were loaded, man. I knew it.

Yeah, those are the shoes, lol.

11:04 PM  
Blogger Karmyn R said...

Ha! You are so clever!

1:04 AM  
Blogger Mamacita Tina said...

My sister-in-law is in serious trouble in the not so distant future. Her girls (ages 5 and 8) actually believe they're wearing Sketchers and not some imitation. Once they realize there's a difference...YIKES!

8:10 AM  
Blogger noncommon said...

why are kids such fashion victims?
i don't buy my kids name brand anything. but i will buy cheap knock-offs. they're boys - they don't care.
now when roxy gets older that might be another story. but i'm not planning on changing the rules with her!

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to get Crocs Islander for the beach. They are nice like I have seen in the catalog but can't find them at the store - says they are sold out.Crocs Free Shipping offered them so I bought them there. Seems like the only place to get some is online.

3:33 AM  
Blogger HULA77 said...

Uh, no, not loaded AT ALL. Just STUPID! I bought a size 9 for him so they're huge now. So, the ugly-ass shoes'll probably last about 30 days instead of 10. Never again I tell 'ya, never again.

8:23 AM  
Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

I stick with CVS $2.99 flip flops for my daughters. I can't for the life of me put them in crocs. They scare me to be honest.

12:09 PM  

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