Blechorama

Blechorama (blek'O-ra'ma) n. The feeling in the pit of one's stomach when pulling out the refrigerator after an undisclosed period of time, cleaning what you discover. Blechoramize v. Blechoramically adv.

Little Snit of a Furball

(To the tune of Huey Lewis & the News' "I Want a New Drug")

I want a new dog
One that doesn't get sick!
One that does not puke on the rug
And pee and poop-poop-poop.
I want a new dog!
Make this one go away!
One that doesn't growl all night
And bark all the day.


Not totally tweaked, but you get the idea. This dog needs to bite it.