The Broadcast of Meme
This blog would like to apologize for the delay in the broadcast of this meme. I apologize to my fellow network for any inconvenience that this may have caused the blogosphere.
Brought to you by: Oblivious Maven
Produced by: Oblivious Maven
Written by: Oblivious Maven
THE MEME
Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Puke Target
2. Diaper Smeller
3. Monster Exterminator
4. Puppeteer
(One of these days I'm going to get a paying job again.)
Four movies I could watch over and over (and do):
1. 'Say Anything' (repeat)
2. 'Say Anything' (repeat)
3. 'Say Anything' (repeat)
4. 'Say Anything' (repeat)
(I really do.)
Four places I have lived:
1. At the base of the porcelain throne.
2. At the mercy of my College Algebra professor. (Actually, he was merciless.)
3. In jeopardy.
4. To tell a tale. Like Madonna. Although her tales are probably much more interesting.
Four things I like to do:
1. Sleep
2. Sleep late
3. Nap
4. Examine the inside of my eyelids
Four of my favorite foods:
1. Chips
2. Refried beans w/ cheese
3. Salsa
4. Top the above with sour cream and eat four servings
Four places I would like to be right now:
1. In Ebriated
2. Out to lunch
3. In Ecstasy
4. Done with this already, my eyelids need further inspection.
THIS MEME HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A WORD FROMMY SPONSORS MY ABSURDITY.
This is really yummy.
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
WE NOW RETURN TO THE REGULAR SCHEDULED MEME.
Four Websites I visit daily:
1. I'm not clicking there again.
2. Ack!! I told myself I wasn't going to click there again.
3. Crap. Someone stop me or at least tell me that they don't know that I clicked there again!?!?
4. Click! Damn it. They are totally calling the FBI on me.
Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Out of my mind.
2. Up the creek without a paddle.
3. At the end of my rope.
4. Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Four friends I think might respond:
None. No way am I tagging anyone else. I'm "it" and "it" I'll stay. And as always, impossible to define within any normal set of parameters.
Brought to you by: Oblivious Maven
Produced by: Oblivious Maven
Written by: Oblivious Maven
THE MEME
Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Puke Target
2. Diaper Smeller
3. Monster Exterminator
4. Puppeteer
(One of these days I'm going to get a paying job again.)
Four movies I could watch over and over (and do):
1. 'Say Anything' (repeat)
2. 'Say Anything' (repeat)
3. 'Say Anything' (repeat)
4. 'Say Anything' (repeat)
(I really do.)
Four places I have lived:
1. At the base of the porcelain throne.
2. At the mercy of my College Algebra professor. (Actually, he was merciless.)
3. In jeopardy.
4. To tell a tale. Like Madonna. Although her tales are probably much more interesting.
Four things I like to do:
1. Sleep
2. Sleep late
3. Nap
4. Examine the inside of my eyelids
Four of my favorite foods:
1. Chips
2. Refried beans w/ cheese
3. Salsa
4. Top the above with sour cream and eat four servings
Four places I would like to be right now:
1. In Ebriated
2. Out to lunch
3. In Ecstasy
4. Done with this already, my eyelids need further inspection.
THIS MEME HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A WORD FROM
This is really yummy.
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
WE NOW RETURN TO THE REGULAR SCHEDULED MEME.
Four Websites I visit daily:
1. I'm not clicking there again.
2. Ack!! I told myself I wasn't going to click there again.
3. Crap. Someone stop me or at least tell me that they don't know that I clicked there again!?!?
4. Click! Damn it. They are totally calling the FBI on me.
Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Out of my mind.
2. Up the creek without a paddle.
3. At the end of my rope.
4. Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Four friends I think might respond:
None. No way am I tagging anyone else. I'm "it" and "it" I'll stay. And as always, impossible to define within any normal set of parameters.
posted by Mrs. Oblivious at 1:50 PM
6 Comments:
OK ! You win the GlobberAward for the best MeMe tag. And please pass the nuts and AlkaSeltzer
At first I was like, "there's a job where you smell people's diapers? Weird" And then the next second, my dumb self realized that I TOO am a diaper smeller. And I work for free no less. Ugh.
Say Anything.
Say Anything.
Say Anything.
Say Anything.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
I always wanted to have someone so in love with me that they played a boom box at the end of my driveway.
Once again you have surpassed my expectations!!! Great answers. And, pass the nuts.
mmm...nuts
Thank you for that! What a crack up! I needed that laugh, too.
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