Sign of the Times

The end is coming!
The end is coming!
The end is coming!

It's time for prophetic people in white togas to March downtown with big billboard signs strapped on them with this message. Because strange and unusual things happen to signal The End of Times, I'm told. And there is definitely something unusual and extraordinary going on now.....

I have exercised 4 times in the last 2 days. F-O-U-R, four! That's like a 200% increase! I have gone from wannabee completely lazy sloth to wannahave a cute butt. Have aliens abducted me? Is this really me? Is the sky falling?

There is something out of whack with the world right now. Be afraid. Be very afraid.