Football Clinic

I went to a Mom's football clinic recently. They gave me a quiz which I promptly flunked with flying colors. However, I did answer the extra point questions correctly.....

Q: What was your son's number last year?
A: Ummmm, my boy was only 1 at the time, so that would make it #1.

Q: What is your son's favorite position to play?
A: Well, that's easy. It would be "Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, Turn Around".

Better luck next time on the rest of the quiz.

Random Thoughts

"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?"

Who cares, who likes pickled peppers anyway? And how did he pick them if they were already pickled? This is a trick question.